typette:

t-ardis:

gettin real tired of your shit siri 

what if there was a show about a guy who had a mostly normal average life and tried to keep shit together with a new job but then the twist is that he has this company phone with a “workflow assistant” app on it who is just the snarkiest version of siri/glados/etc ever just like this or something. But he has to keep the phone on him for business reasons 24/7, and so he has to deal with it fucking up his life/fucking with his job/organizer/text messages whatever because it has some sort of vendetta against him, but nobody believes him because it’s just a phone, come on! 
I dunno, I’d watch it probably. It could be hilarious..

Oh my god it could be like Wilfred, only with a snarky smartphone, and I NEED TO WATCH THIS NOW SOMEBODY FILM IT!

typette:

t-ardis:

gettin real tired of your shit siri 

what if there was a show about a guy who had a mostly normal average life and tried to keep shit together with a new job but then the twist is that he has this company phone with a “workflow assistant” app on it who is just the snarkiest version of siri/glados/etc ever just like this or something. But he has to keep the phone on him for business reasons 24/7, and so he has to deal with it fucking up his life/fucking with his job/organizer/text messages whatever because it has some sort of vendetta against him, but nobody believes him because it’s just a phone, come on! 

I dunno, I’d watch it probably. It could be hilarious..

Oh my god it could be like Wilfred, only with a snarky smartphone, and I NEED TO WATCH THIS NOW SOMEBODY FILM IT!

(Source: memecollection)